As I said to someone the other day—these quizzes are pointless not in that I don't think it's massively important to know which fantasy land I would live in, or which adorable famous internet kitten best represents my soul (it is, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise), but because I don't neeeeed a quiz to tell me…
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Of course you can stay fit with a stick.
Hey ladies of Boston! Today, the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court made riding the Green Line even more perilous!…
I disagree (though I know this entire article is a joke).
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I just re-watched that last night and good god DAMN the effect has not lessened over time. It's the hottest part of the scene. Which is saying something.
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as a straight male, i can honestly say that he has transformed from a comic character wearing tiny speedo on fake wrestling show to a genuine guy who is good to his mother, his long time housekeeper and anyone around him.He seems to be fully grounded, genuine, humble when it calls and having a good sense of humor…
Mmm, belt buckle...
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Ooooh...pancakes! That's what he was cooking!
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Can I just? For one moment?
"It's a scientific fact that 72.3% of women are turned on by the Cookie Monster. Next time you're going down on her, start randomly shouting 'OM NOM NOM NOM NOM V IS FOR VAJAYJAY IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME' and watch how she goes wild!"
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