I gotta tell you, I am never less than 100% disappointed with clothing I buy from Target. It their plus sized line better quality than their straight sizes? The stuff looks cute but as soon as you launder it once it turns into cardboard and starts to fall apart.

So you don't find it the least bit intriguing that your first thought was that it's "gay" softcore?

Sad that it isn't a high priority, because in 20 years we are go to be up to our elbows in old people with all kinds of diseases, including Alzheimers. Getting adequate elder care here is terriblely difficult, even if you have money and good insurance.

When did Seth Rogen get to attractive?

We are spoiled in Massachusetts. There are 9 within 10 miles of my house.

THANK GOD someone called this shit out.
Lean In benefits the corporate structure...and no one else.
Corporate feminism is bullshit, y'all.

The backlash against the toxic, antifeminist hokum that is Lean In cannot come fast enough. It's fucking Orwellian.

This is so true. You've summed why I look at my kid and think "if he makes me so happy, why am I so sad when I look at him?" oh, because he will go through painful things... someday. Such a crazy bullshit mom way of looking at things. Then, I wonder if I'd had kids when I was younger if I wouldn't feel like that?…

I think this is partly why I could never be a parent. I'd be so damn paranoid of something happening that I'd probably end up making my kid a total mess.

Pacifiers are exactly what they sound like. They pacify. But part of developing from toddler to child is learning to be calmed and soothed without props.

I firmly believe that any and all product testing should be done by boys aged 8-14.
If it survives, it can last through ANYTHING.

My kids are still in grade school so resusable lunch bags are the norm. But "last more than a year" - HA! After a whole school year and one summer at camp, those poor bags should be burned to kill whatever super-strain of mold and bacteria has emerged from the spilled yogurt, crumb, ranch dressing, and carrot stick…

Seriously. I'm starting to think that Welcome to Night Vale is a documentary. I am going to continue to avoid wheat and wheat by-products.

But why would someone's skull collapse if their brain was eaten away? Did the maggots also eat their skull? Why am I so concerned about X-Files science?

Whoa! This is the third article I read today that makes me want to post my favorite gif. I just want to turn away screaming.