So what you're saying is you know nothing about geography. You know WHY all this shit takes place in the northeast? Because it was the first place settled in the country. There is more history here. It's less flat and boring, and there are four seasons.

NYC and Boston residents both want to fight you now.

Ok, congrats on naming a whole bunch of games set in New York and Washington DC. New England is Massachusetts, Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Rhode Island, and Connecticut.

What's the opposite of Bitchy Resting Face? I have it. It doesn't matter how tired, grumpy, or hungover I am, even if I'm all dark clouds inside, on the outside I'm like that scene on How I Met Your Mother where Marshall is skipping merrily down the street. I think it's because I'm naturally pretty alert, and I look…

I know that it sounds like you're in a team meeting with the questions that were asked but come on. You don't have to word them that way. :-)

My mom made a music video for a contest at work with her office when I was a teenager. They dressed up like Fleetwood Mac and rewrote one of their songs to be about the company. This was probably like, year 1 or 2 of American Idol, because that is what the contest was themed after. They ended up winning the contest…

I don't believe this woman has kids. No person with a 14 year old would imagine any other out come then laughter except for scorn maybe.

Not every job is full of tasks for 40hrs a week, especially if you can marshal a shred of efficiency. NSFW labeling conventions exist for a reason.

I used to wear padded bras and had one out the night I ended up having my first sexual experience, with a stranger I met at at club. He actually commented on the disappointment of what was under the bra (afterwards LOL) I cant express the humiliation. That was that. Then when I started working in a professional…

Hey David,

This is true, right now there are extremely potent research chemicals that are sold on blotter paper just like LSD is, so the "acid" might actually be something entirely different (and more dangerous).

The question, as with assless chaps (to which these bear a remarkable resemblance) is why bother?

Soooo they are the exact same as not wearing underwear? But more awkward and bulky? Inside your dress chaps? Quoi?

There really are just certain drugs that I actually would be embarrassed to use. Meth, crack, bath salts, PCP, that Russian shit that dissolves the flesh off your bones. I'm living next door to two tweakers right now, a mother and a son. He walks from one corner to the next screaming into his phone at god only knows…

I usually go with "Bitch, we done!"

She's angry because Jan took the last apple from the fruit basket in the cafeteria and didn't eat it immediately. Damnit Jan, that apple was going to save lives! :P

I just don't get why you would care what other people look like. I get why you might care about your own weight/outward appearance. I even get why you might care about the body type of a potential mate, if certain body types are more attractive to you.

I wonder if she would even notice the Flaming Hot Cheetos dust coursing through my veins. Or my notoriously high gummi candy levels. Can you see my health, Kang? Can you?

I ran out of breath carrying my toddler back to the car this weekend and seriously considered taking a break after two blocks, and I'm a size 4.

I'm sure this lady would take one look at me and deem me "healthy." But OH, what lies beneath the skinny surface...