I think "What's your excuse?" as a self-affirming slogan pretty much explains everything you need to know. It inherently places the value of her appearance in comparison to others. Her appearance is impressive and special not because it makes her feel good and she likes it, but because she looks like that and other…

But for a person whose idea of celebrating her own confidence includes writing What's your excuse? over a picture of her near-naked body possibly can't understand the idea of pride divorced from coercion.

She should be less concerned about selling her labia and think about buying some self-respect and dignity.

I work in an open office and people are constantly yelling "how do you spell blahblah?" DUDE. You're at your desk. In front of a computer. If you can't figure it out then what are you doing here?

I like to trim the entire thing, then shave a letter into the top. When my boyfriends asks why that letter, I say "Oh, it means 'Steve'—uh, I MEAN SEXY."

Not dipping in nacho cheese may be the adult choice, but also the sad choice.

"We want to be an ageless, raceless, weightless agency."

He reads io9? Oh god, oh god, can't breathe. Then he actually knows how I feel about him? Please excuse me while I go and drown my sorrows in more Sleepy Hollow episodes

Yeah, he linked to it a couple times, and in an interview he mentioned that io9 and the Guardian are the two websites he checked every morning. Which just makes me wonder...does he have a Kinja account?

At first I was all like, "Sleepy Hollow is surprisingly good," and then I moved onto, "...and Ichobod Crane is fucking hot." But then I checked out Mison's Twitter, and he actually seems pretty cool. Funny, unexpectedly strong political opinions, and he reads io9 (which is weird). That kind of stuff can do a lot to…

I started out Team Hiddleston, but I've been seeing more of Cumberbatch lately, and he is slowly but surely growing on me. And when I want more of my randomly assorted skinny British actors, there's always Tom Mison.

THANK YOU, THOMAS, THAT WILL BE ALL.

Me, the unsuspecting foreigner, the time I was unknowingly served deep dish pizza:

He's so dreamy!

1. You assume too much.

I have yet to find an eyelash curler that doesn't pull out my eyelashes, and I've tried a LOT of them and use a gentle hand. If you tell me that Japonesque doesn't pull out your eyelashes, I might have to give it a try.

It's also worth simply going to the store and asking a manager. We skipped getting up early and BF rush hour lines just by going to the store the day before Thanksgiving and talking to a manager about their in-store price guarantee. We were interested in a TV they had in stock. He told us that if we bought the TV…

Be careful when attempting this, I speak from experience in retail electronics. A large number of black friday sale items at places like Wal-Mart or Best Buy will be special items. Meaning they have diferent model numbers , and frequently different specs, than the usual day to day version.

Well, if you buy your mascara based on what the ads look like, you're gonna get duped. Go online, look at the beauty blogs and see what the actual-person reviews say. That's how I got turned on to Clump Crusher - everyone on Reddit was flipping their shit about it, and I'm not inclined to buy $30 mascara that you just…