This surprises me considering the terrifyingly smutty fanfic people write about him. Not his characters. Him. Poor guy. Remember the days when 30-40 year old dudes were the online sexual predators and teenaged girls had to be careful of them? I feel like, at least on Tumblr, the roles have reversed.

It's written by Bruce McCulloch, who directed Superstar.

I..ummm..who is that? I need to know...for reasons.

ABERCROMBIE: YOU WISH, PAL.

Cheers to that.

I love that this article culminated in a Mighty Boosh link.

If that's wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

I don't care what anyone says. I love her. I love the way her voice sounds sweet and innocent sometimes, and sultry woman-of-the-world other times. I love her songs, even though basically all of them are about needing a man to complete you. I just love the way they sound. They give me THE FEELS alrite?

...Is that not just a music video? /snark

I love LDR...love her sorta drugged-out sounding voice, love her torch songs, love her prissy-White-girl-meets-"urban culture." On the latter, I think she does that in a WAY more interesting way than Miley Cyrus.

Check out the prequel too

Are you similarly confused about why some heterosexual males feel attracted to a homoerotic relationship between two women? Because while there are no doubt many varied complex explanations for each, neither is confusing if you just take it at its most basic: oh look, two hot people of the gender I find attractive…

I see you and raise:

While I don't turn up the volume to distract from discomfort, I DO get louder when it's enough already and I'd like to escort my husband to the finish line. It's like cheering extra loud as the running back makes a break for the end zone.

I feel like you and I are one in our undying, unbounded love for this 6'2" British pixie stick of deliciousness. Let us join internet hands and bow our heads together.

When I was 17-year-old wide-eyed innocent straight out of school I took an admin/sales job in the village where my mum lived. It was a family-run travel agency, based out of their home, and I got to know them pretty well over the 8 months I worked there - 7 days a week oh my Christ what was I thinking?

"Be more concerned about he precise color/brightness/reflective quality."