I know it’s a typo, but “flossier” sounds so awesome (I’m hearing it with a french accent).

I have been getting up at around 7:15 every morning for about 5 years now and it’s still not easy; I hate it so so so much. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get up before 10 easily.

And when I screw up that wing “There are no mistakes...only happy accidents.”

How do you cut Amazon Prime as a monthly charge? Doesn’t it just charge you for a full year all at once?

No kidding about the teeth! My morning starts with using the toilet, washing hands and face, putting in contacts, brushing teeth. I don’t need that morning breath taste in my mouth while I do everything that comes after.

Nice! I’ve been thinking about this a lot as I get older, and watch my parents get older. I want to travel and live life NOW, while my legs work and my back doesn’t hurt. Heck, I might get cancer in a few years and be dead before I’m 45.

Prezi should have been in Xanadu.

Wait, wait, wait...a gold skateboard??? That’s for show, right? You couldn’t ride that, it would be incredibly heavy.

You can lose days on SCP. Love it.

Chicken broth!! That’s a great way to cut down on the calories (if that’s something a person desires) while making it even more flavorful. Brilliant!

Wow. That quote says it all.

I’ve found that forgiveness, *true* forgiveness, is the most healing thing.

Good for you!! I wish more people had an attitude like yours.

Because sending me to a girls’ home was so much better than a tutor.

No, you’re doing it all wrong! You have to use virgin’s blood for blush and lipstick for a truly youthful glow.

Anybody have a hack for making both sides look the same when doing cat-eye liner? I can get both sides to look great, but I can’t get them to look the same!

That’s funny, we have a Game Stop next to a 5 Guys in the ‘burbs south of Boston.

Are you in MA?

And the music selections in this and Shaun of the Dead are excellent. The music selections were so much more than an afterthought.