Yarp.

Double post

Ugh, srsly. I wish my 18 year old would leave already.

Both my kids were "happy accidents". One was when MrAgent355 and I were younger than I would have liked, and the other one was 8 years later. We had very different reactions to each one: shocked "WTF are we going to do now?" to the first, and shocked "WTF are we going to do, oh my god, yay we're having a kid!" to…

I'm guessing party stores weren't hit too hard during the looting period that followed the outbreak?

In a way,

A thing of beauty, this.

On days I work out, I'm definitely hungrier, but the thought that I just kicked my own ass at the gym makes me put more consideration into what I eat. I want protein, so I can help my muscles heal and grow.

Riiight??? You're welcome, America, for Thanksgiving *and* Independence Day.

Buses are dusty, so it's OK.

I'm surprised MA came high; I'm crazy to get the hell out of here. Like you said, population density = misery. Add to that, a city that was built hundreds of years ago and added on in the most haphazard fashion and the absolutely miserable winters, and holy crap, GET ME OUT OF HERE.

I'm in MA but am seriously trying to get my husband on board with moving to W CO. We actually met out that way and it was beautiful. I am so sick of the winters in MA (hey, over 100 inches of snow this year!!) and the population density (3rd highest pop den in the U.S.); we're packed in like sardines (why do you…

Me, too! "kiss me kiss me" altering with "how can you be so hot?"

Seriously. I need a video that shows how to decode other people's crappy attempts at flitting.

Wait, why would you put Vaseline in the inside corners of your eyes? How does that make them "pop"? Wouldn't that just make them shiny? Is shiny in now? But I've worked so hard on matte!

Why the hell is liposuction the prize for a beauty contest???? Isn't the winner the most beautiful already?

Is it, though? If I can't even see my own butt??

This is how I hit on people, stoned or not. Yeah, I really suck at flirting and whatnot.

One of favorite childhood memories is playing Pole Position on our Atari with my dad and how he would throw his controller every once in a while. Made us kids giggle.

I think Carol has taken ComicAndrea's role, so she's safe.