Mario?!!!That’s Link

Dude, it's a miracle that he even fits in there.

“Bare with me here...” Bear. As in, “forebear,” meaning have patience or forgiveness.

If Shaq says it fits, it fits.

Especially unmarked. Impersonators do exist.

Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull…

Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

I was underage for my entire time at UVA and got caught with a fake ID literally every weekend for four years. This story has me in a fucking rage. If anyone's reading this from Charlottesville with further info you want to get out, email me.

I seriously cannot believe burts made it to #1— obviously no one with chapped/ cracked lips voted because that damn shit is FULL of peppermint oil to BURN your mutha effn lips off.

I seriously cannot believe burts made it to #1— obviously no one with chapped/ cracked lips voted because that damn…

I read somewhere that the peppermint oil in the lip balm actually dries out your lips more. Has anyone had a problem with these? I used to use this religiously, but after I read that, switched over to regular ChapStick.

I read somewhere that the peppermint oil in the lip balm actually dries out your lips more. Has anyone had a problem…

the peppermint actually dries out your lips though, doesn't it??

the peppermint actually dries out your lips though, doesn't it??

Exactly. Cyanide and mercury are natural but I wouldn't want that in my supplements.

Natural is a made up marketing term. Nothing and everything is natural depending on how you view it.

I'm not clear on something here: Does that mean that whatever is in viagra and cialis is a natural occurring element that they should be able to charge so much for? Or is it that the "natural" supplements contain chemicals that they shouldn't contain?

Sadly, it's because the people who run this country have problems with their boners.

Technically "natural" just means it came from planet earth.

You could probably switch the drumming brain and it'll work fine.

First game that has tempted me toward a current-gen console. Rock Band is fun.

Oh, and everyone should pick up Lego: RB if the importing songs plan actually works. It had a great track list, from cheesetastic karaoke hits ("Summer of '69") to fun singalongs ("Crocodile Rock") to somewhat subversive glam rock tunes ("Let's Dance", "Ride a White Swan"). Full track list here.