Up and at them!!!

My guesses are Wolverine, Time-Displaced Wolverine, Wolverine Clone and Batman.

I get where you're coming from, but consider:

That private island isn't going to pay for itself!

Yeah, he was also concerned about bandwidth usage for our entire network and wanted to throttle streaming audio. I told him that it was possible to use port 80 to stream audio. He then had the brilliant idea to throttle all port 80 traffic to 1 kbs not knowing what other services use port 80. He is no longer our…

...in one draft of the script Quicksilver did die. But in the latest draft of which I know he does not. I'm not sure what caused this change of heart ... Whedon taking a shine to the character?

Vivica A. Fox will reprise her role as Jasmine in the sequel, director Roland Emmerich announced.

"Not based on correct information" seems pretty coy. Which part is incorrect? All of it? One detail?

I once witnessed a co-worker use Bing to find Google to do a search. She was on the Support team.

I work at a small business IT place.

I've heard so many stories of large corps treating employees like garbage, it's actually kinda nice that they were able to take the whole thing as a joke. Plus I miss the Smell Smude.

My Mother called a few years ago to ask about Google street view. I told her how to navigate Google Maps and explained that the maps were updated regularly. I didn't fully realize at first that she was asking how to get to a LIVE feed! She was incredulous when I explained that Google does not possess that many…

Yeah, I stopped feeling bad right around, "So I have to delete the previous backup to do a full backup..."

I once worked at a wireless internet company with an elderly lady who had nothing but pure angry venom running through her name. She called frequently. Total and complete horrible cunt human being each and every time.

How we dealt with this a-hole supervisor we had back in the Windows 95 days of tech support when i was first getting started in IT was to head over to alt.sex.gay and download some tasty gay porn pictures that we inserted into the picture library of his screen saver.

Yes, but he's accessing it from a computer built out of e-waste and powered by urine!

Back when I worked at BestBuy's Geek Squad (Counter Intelligence Agent) this contractor dude came in on his lunch break with his personal gaming rig, some Dell tower with all the bells and whistles of the time. He said that after he soundproofed it (wut?) it worked for three hours and then quit on him. According to…

I once had a very difficult office manager that was the most technologically inept person I have ever met (35-40 years old). I don't think she had ever owned a computer in her entire life. Every time she would call me over for something tech related I cringed. I have many stories, but here is the best:

We once had a Network administrator that complained that our DNS servers were down since he could not ping an IP number. The double facepalm followed shortly after that comment.

A friend of mine had to send in his Xbox for repairs and when he got it back there was a note inside that said to stop smoking so much weed.