Neither of them are good dads. They both literally beat the crap out of their kids.

Paper Mario would be a unique character that plays nothing like Mario, Luigi, or Dr. Mario. If we consider the goal of adding new fighters to be the addition of distinct and new attacks and strategies, then Paper Mario is about as good as you’re going to get. Paper Mario can draw from all of the Super Mario RPG worlds…

Pretty much anyone that says anything other than simple Vaseline or basic petroleum-jelly-based balms (like regular Chap Stick brand) is wrong and knows nothing about taking care of their lips. Yes, even Burt's Bee's Wax isn't ideal. Flavors are nice, but if they come with bad things like peppermint, alcohols,…

Pretty much anyone that says anything other than simple Vaseline or basic petroleum-jelly-based balms (like regular…

You have no experience with electronic drum sets if you think the plastic drum controller is anywhere near on par with any of them. I can understand not caring enough to want to pay more for the better experience, but it is a better experience to use an electronic drum set than the default controller. Even the ION,…

Ok, yeah, but these are third party devices. And there are other third party devices which allow for cross-platform compatibility. I'm not saying that I think they will do it (they probably won't), but it is POSSIBLE. Far more possible than being able to move DLC to another platform at the very least.

I think the problem is more that I misspoke and was unclear. I meant to say that it might have been better to spend your money that way since you went through so many drum controllers in the long run and the basic drum controller doesn't hold a candle to an electronic drum set for playing the game. Because although…

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For the cost of 5 wireless drum controllers, you could have just sprung for an ION that would be upgradeable, modularly repairable, and superior to the plastic kit in every single way.

I think I heard of people getting around that problem by using another guitar, sending that as midi into a computer (in whatever way you might be able to capture midi from a guitar), modifying it somehow so the game could recognize the midi stream as an appropriate guitar stream, then sending it out from the PC to a…

All modern systems use USB. I bet there's a USB controller standard that both PS4 and Xbox One could be convinced to recognize. After all, plug a PS4 controller into a PC and it the thing recognizes it. There's no good reason for hardware like this to not be platform agnostic. It makes some sense that first party…

The entrance to the vagina isn't the only part that can be stimulated... You might not care about it, but plenty do like a deeper stimulation, even if there's not a that powerpack of nerve endings that deep.

Just as they vary in size, so too do preferences for them. Some have small, some have big, some have average. Some prefer small, some prefer big, some prefer average.

Doesn't this stand to reason? If a penis is 5 inches long on average, that's about 5 inches in visible length that it has on most clitorises. And penises usually aren't hiding in folds of skin.

Sex selective abortion is bad because it's discrimination based on sex. In most of the world, it is used to get rid of potential daughters and that's not cool. Most feminists would agree that doing it against a potential son for that reason alone is not necessary or good either... Even if that person technically…

That's not politics, that's government. And it's totally possible to do political intrigue and keep it appealing to children. Look at Book 2 of The Last Airbender. Azula takes down the Earth Kingdom from the inside by deceiving the king. We still get some great fights, but we also get a good, dramatic arc about her…

Of all the things wrong with the latest Turtles movie, being live action isn't over of them. Look at the first live action movie. Look at the 80s cartoon. Animation or live action are just mediums. What matters is what the creative people working on the project do with the medium.

I know you're joking, but i would love to see Ganondorf be humanized and sympathetic. You can't do a dramatic episodic show with these characters if the antagonist is just an unapologetic, mustache twirling evil villain.

You're asking for a live action show starring Tingle?

They probably just mean there will be a focus on drama and politics rather than dungeons and puzzles and boss monsters.

Nintendo has gotten a lot looser with their IPs in recent years. They have some third party devs making games with their biggest characters now. Did you ever think you'd see the day when Namco would work on a Nintendo sequel starring the likes of Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, Pikachu, etc.? I didn't, but that's what…