Cops will likely still have them, so I'm going to have to call shenanigans.

That valet is not getting a tip.

Black, Mormon, or otherwise......as a top D-1 prospect, why go to a school in Utah?

2002 Western Conference Finals, Lakers v. Kings: Kobe post-series interview

The Blazers simply can't have anything nice. Bowie, Oden, Roy, their 2013 draft pick. They're cursed!

Is Miguel Cabrera that guy who showed up and watched the World Series Champions sweep his team without making a noticeable impact?

Don't go chasing golf balls, please stick to the slopes and volleyballs that you're use to....

He should've found a team that would take him, AI and Arenas.

When asked if they had worked on defense in practice, the Arlington Knights' coach said the following:

No, that's the pic he took after the coach told him he made the cut.

Now you can incur insurmountable debt (via student loans) while you Facebook!!!!

A Pimp Named Slickback (in real life, a criminal named Katt Williams).

The Laker's bench is known as D-Unit because they play about as well as D-League talent.

I'm pretty sure it's wigga. LOL

I find it hard to believe that nobody told this 7'1" basketball player about how to get into the NBA's other D-League. However, coming from the public schooling system, I can believe that he may not have been given proper guidance on what it takes to get into college. In any event, I would've gone the Brandon…

Only if you make it though. If you miss, it's a charge. LOL

They should change that rule. It's taking away from Sportscenter Top 10.

The defender's feet were moving the whole time! He never established a defensive position. If anything, the ref should be awarded a medal for rescuing that guy from his indecision.

I'll wait for the Groupon.

Any way to request/demand the Chinese version Timmy?