What will you use when someone pulls it out and tries to buy beer with it?

We'll have a low goal.

It would be even cooler if the movie industry had a kickfinisher so folks could donate towards movies that shouldn't be released.

Can you knock off a product that doesn't technically exist?

Did Dealzmodo get wasted this weekend?

So no company happy hour for Samsung today?

That is likely a blessing in disguise for Mr. Ewing.

My N9 already enjoys many non-native apps.

4. You want to know how fast the thief is that jacks you for your shoes and quickly runs away so you have a baseline that you need to beat in order to avoid another occurrence.

The guy is employed as a "dinosaur hunter"? Can I become a "dragon slayer"?

Athletes arrested for DUI is the dumbest thing every. Especially when you play for a big city team such as the Yankees! I know the economy is bad, but aren't taxis and limos still available?

The Skeeters? Seriously? Is this team owned by Lil' Jon?

She noticed she was searing, but thought someone was selling freshly cooked bacon. Thus she sat there waiting for the Bacon Guy (or Gal) to come and they never did.

LSU has an opening.

Theory: The Giants gave it to him in order to get him at a discounted rate. That, or he used Barry Bonds' old locker and drank the unlabeled "gatorade" he found in it.

11) Hope 1-10 worked so one of the hoez bails you out when busted.

1) Don't snitch on yourself by leaving a hand written manual behind.

As soccer players, they've been told that if there is grass on the field you can play ball.

So they won't investigate Goldman Sachs, but they will investigate an already convicted criminal?

LMAO. It's sad that she's more relevant than his whole career. :-(