I just want to see someone in an Olowokandi jersey. LOL

Oh, Outside Lands is going on in SF right now so I'm sure there will be plenty of Hoopster photos surfacing in the near future.

The Olympics actually have an "official" condom sponsor/supplier? What will happen to the super human offspring from athletes of two different countries?

Honey Badger don't care!

I will simply pay for all of my transactions in gum.

So do cars, houses, computers, banks, etc., but people break into those all the time.

Now cell phone robberies will be more fruitful for bandits. Great!

Guess he should've ran the cast leg of the relay.

When did McDonalds become a cafeteria? Also, thank the God(s) (or lack thereof for the atheist crowd) that most of the team isn't eating the poison that is McDonalds food. Though I'd kill to hear them order a "Royal with Cheese".

+1

I feel for Coach K. I mean, when beating a team that bad you want to take out all of your star players, but you only have one Anthony Davis to insert.

Companies should all start calling their pending products "TBD"

Sounds like MS needs a better legal team.

Oh no, someone will be wiping their tears with $50 bills instead of $100. Sad day.

What's the MPG on that thing?

She later recanted and stated that he has as many girlfriends as his swimming teammate Michael Phelps has Olympic medals.

Only if I could be a day-walking vampire a la Blade.

Send this man to retrieve the phone. He has some experience in getting things that don't belong to him and he's all about doing a good deed.

This would've never happened at the Kumite.

+1. Also, I find it odd that the NCAA can hire one person to monitor one school for five years. I guess when you're a non-profit making billions off of unpaid employees (edit: servants) you need to spend that money somehow.