Ukrainian truck drivers ain’t got no time for that.

I really hope they figure this out...

It is worth noting, however, that this diagram only applies to square sandwiches, leaving subs out in the cold. Perhaps Richt will come out with an addendum.

Step One: Throw banana in freezer until hard.

The Rock just appeared out of no where!

I thought the Dakar Rally was the most grueling, intense off-road race in the world that few people finish. It gets stages shut down due to “bad weather”?

im pretty sure it is dude.

A lambo isn’t really a car of the common people.

Lambo is clearly the way to go.

This kitten is the best.

My biggest fantasy is that he wins the republican nomination handily, then says such ridiculous things in the primary that hillary wins in a landslide, and then after he loses says “yeah, i just thought she should be president so I made up the most ridiculous things I could. Republicans are idiots for believing me.”

Britta’d it right up

I still think that the absolute pinnacle of the inexpensive compact car was the 1990 to 1991 Honda Civic hatchback.

So, the outcome (dad didn't buy the car that day) was exactly the same as it would have been had he not been an ass about it.

Your dad’s “solution” is the mark of an arrogant asshole with nothing better to do than waste people’s time who actually work for a living. Fuck your dad.

Your dad sounds like an asshole.