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How much for the Harlequin edition >?

A friend of mine with a BMW once told me that analog tire pressure gauges were good enough, and that you should never spend the extra money on a digital one, because nobody needs that much precision in their tire pressure measurements.

“If you’re going hard enough left, you’ll find yourself turning right.”

That BMW’S have turn signals.

Only if driven by a Guy Fieri impersonator who will only take you to Flavor-town.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude.

Probably why they didn’t use a BMW. Off just .5 psi could throw it out of control.

Yeah but let’s talk about the panel gaps

The cup holders...

First gear: *Looks out at window at NYC subway stop* (shudders)

Why not just adjust the temperature control?

I prefer the bicycle method with taking the front wheel off. Just need to carry a battery powered impact wrench.

Electric cars, yes. Teslas, no (unless you mean Nicola, but he wasn’t much for being ridden).

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

That’s because the hood ornament actually was 20 yards away.

This is what happens to your homegrown racism when you outsource it to non-union labor.

It is worth noting, however, that this diagram only applies to square sandwiches, leaving subs out in the cold. Perhaps Richt will come out with an addendum.

Step One: Throw banana in freezer until hard.