stuck at the bottom of a $3 DVD bin somewhere, hanging out with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan.

How much for the Harlequin edition >?

A friend of mine with a BMW once told me that analog tire pressure gauges were good enough, and that you should never spend the extra money on a digital one, because nobody needs that much precision in their tire pressure measurements.

“If you’re going hard enough left, you’ll find yourself turning right.”

That BMW’S have turn signals.

Only if driven by a Guy Fieri impersonator who will only take you to Flavor-town.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude.

Probably why they didn’t use a BMW. Off just .5 psi could throw it out of control.

Yeah but let’s talk about the panel gaps

The cup holders...

First gear: *Looks out at window at NYC subway stop* (shudders)

Let’s not forget our Jewish friends!

Why not just adjust the temperature control?

I prefer the bicycle method with taking the front wheel off. Just need to carry a battery powered impact wrench.

Late one night, a shadowy figure crept from behind the bookshelves in his office. In the darkness it rather resembled a leathery bag of potatoes as it waddled over to the computer. It hauled itself into the chair, fired up the PC, and began navigating the file system.

Electric cars, yes. Teslas, no (unless you mean Nicola, but he wasn’t much for being ridden).

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

That’s because the hood ornament actually was 20 yards away.

This is what happens to your homegrown racism when you outsource it to non-union labor.