Speedshop owner “yeah I can get a cage kit from Allstar for ~300 buck”
Hillbilly “shhiiiiieeeeeeeettttttt I can build it cheaper than that, whats the pipe cost” (there is no difference between pipe and tubing in most peoples mind)

You know what ol Jack Burton would say at a time like this?

Hoverboards on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I actually did buy that Starbuck is dead, for pretty much the reasons the article listed, but also because it was A) before a lot of the other stuff on this list and similar switcheroo attempts, so it wasn’t something I was automatically expecting; and B) BSG was still at the tail end of the period where I could still…

No clue. When I was growing up we’d throw a dead dog or a lose horse leg on the track to slow them down.

George is getting upset!

My 2nd cousin’s neighbor’s friend had a cousin who’s mother-in-law’s next door neighbor totally had a Yeti as a pet. Unfortunately, they like totally forgot to take pictures.

“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!”

Volkswagens in a coma.

Porsche: “Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."

Come on man, this is like nitpicking Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

In Peyton’s defense, Papa John probably tastes better than his pizza.

BAZINGA!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It’s all that caffiene. My new event, Chamomile and Cars would eliminate these wrecks.

because they’re relatively cheap and you get a ton of HP for your money. so 19-year-old TylerSkylerKyler or AidanBradenJadenKaden gets one with mom co-signing his loan, then pulls stunts like in the video. Then when those antics get Cars & Coffee canceled, they’ll mope away muttering “man, this is bullshit!”

Disclaimer: No brain cells were harmed in this video

To be fair, the name is fairly self-descriptive. The engine sucks in a large amount of the ecosystem in order to boost itself!