I’m going to go bury myself in shame for not realizing it sooner.

D’oh! Now I realized where I went wrong.

the treadmill ———->, the planes thrust <———-. The treadmill matches the forward thrust thus keeping the body and wings stationary, causing no air to flow over the wings and not creating lift. A plane can’t fly without lift. the video proves my point about matching the thrust.

Topless propwash. Rawr.

We’re talking about motorized treadmills. Something that could match the forward movement of an airplane, canceling out the thrust from the engines, resulting in the plane remaining in one spot, and not being able to achieve lift. Remember, MOTORIZED treadmills.

I know the wheels don’t provide forward movement. A plane on a MOTORIZED treadmill applying thrust and running in the opposite direction of the treadmill would be staying in one spot and would not be able to gain lift. When you run on a treadmill you stay in one spot.

I know the wheels don’t provide forward movement. A plane on a MOTORIZED treadmill applying thrust and running in the opposite direction of the treadmill would be staying in one spot and would not be able to gain lift. When you run on a treadmill you stay in one spot.

I know the wheels don’t provide forward movement. A plane on a motorized treadmill applying thrust and running in the opposite direction of the treadmill would be staying in one spot and would not be able to gain lift. When you run on a treadmill you stay in one spot.

I know the wheels don’t provide forward movement. A plane on a motorized treadmill applying thrust and running in the opposite direction of the treadmill would be staying in one spot and would not be able to gain lift. When you run on a treadmill you stay in one spot.

I know the wheels don’t provide forward movement. A plane on a motorized treadmill applying thrust and running in the opposite direction of the treadmill would be staying in one spot and would not be able to gain lift. When you run on a treadmill you stay in one spot.

I know the wheels don’t provide forward movement. A plane on a motorized treadmill applying thrust and running in the opposite direction of the treadmill would be staying in one spot and would not be able to gain lift. When you run on a treadmill you stay in one spot.

Are you sure they can take off from a treadmill? If there is no foward movement then there is no lift.

How about Liev Schreiber in Mixed Nuts 2?

What about a jalopnik.com car wrap?

That’s a dedicated accountant. I wonder if he could deduct that?

It was your mom.

Impatience.

Charmander?

<— Look over there.