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That was my first car.

My first car was a Cressida wagon.

He would have made a better Kylo Ren.

Is that a tumor?

Rerease da Krakenu!

Who’s going to bring $kaycog her gift? Some dude in a banana hammock?

Lambomogorfwellington.

One day as a joke, I put a sign on the window of my aveo that said “ for sale $350,000”. I actually got a call from some guy who couldn’t comprehend how much money that was.

That gif is glorious. What is it from?

He killed his Lambo by drawing too much water into his turbo.

Seven, Rigel Seven.

If I’m waiting to cross the street on foot, and in a large group of people, I will take a step foward and see how many people will just start walking even though the light is still red.

Is that the Brady Bunch?

Bootysign.

Your mom.