That was my first car.
That was my first car.
My first car was a Cressida wagon.
Einstein.
You said Malta!
He would have made a better Kylo Ren.
Is that a tumor?
Rerease da Krakenu!
Who’s going to bring $kaycog her gift? Some dude in a banana hammock?
Lambomogorfwellington.
One day as a joke, I put a sign on the window of my aveo that said “ for sale $350,000”. I actually got a call from some guy who couldn’t comprehend how much money that was.
That gif is glorious. What is it from?
This took me a second to figure out.
He killed his Lambo by drawing too much water into his turbo.
Seven, Rigel Seven.
If I’m waiting to cross the street on foot, and in a large group of people, I will take a step foward and see how many people will just start walking even though the light is still red.
Is that the Brady Bunch?
Bootysign.
Your mom.