Right? I found the acting abysmal too. Ellen Page was given shit to work with but she was still so much better than everyone else that it was disconcerting to watch. 

I’d like to take this opportunity to talk about that time Lucifer appeared in Crisis on infinite earths because holy shit that was awesome and wasn’t discussed nearly enough on this website.

Exactly! Only Misfits was fun, I found UA to be very morose. 

I love Ellen Page, she was the reason I watched the show in the first place, but I hated her character soooo much! I think it’s one of the main reasons I disliked the show so much. And yeah, somebody should be tried and convicted for what they did to her in the X men movies.

I came for the comments about New Mutants and the commentariat did not disappoint.

My money is on the Flash movie with Ezra Miller.

YES THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT TO ME UNKNOWN PERSON ON THE INTERNET I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT TO JUST NOT WATCH THE MOVIES. I AM NOW ENLIGHTENED AND MY QUALITY OF LIFE HAS ALREADY IMPROVED SIGNIFICANTLY.

I’m the kid who was obsessed with dinosaurs. I was 7 when the original Jurassic Park came out. My clearest childhood memory is watching Jurassic Park every day after school on a dingy tape we bought from the local video store that mostly dealt in pirated copies of new movies at that point. My copy of Jurassic Park had…

I know we’re all supposed to respect Nolan’s cinematic prowess and stuff, and I do like how all of his movies look the same and shit, but I hate this man’s movies so much. Now, this is just my opinion, but I don’t think Nolan made a good movie since the second Batman, and that was mostly Heath Ledger. I find his…

Mr Belle is a man Who Hates Joy. He has a slew of other wonderful qualities, but when the gods made him, they forgot the funny bone. He was in the “Great Cooks Who Actually Cook Every Day” line when they were handing out senses of humor. He was in the “Handsome Yet Reliable” line when the capacity for laughter was…

But I’m worried about the workers! These are the people that have no choice, and unless they’re as equipped as healthcare workers - which I doubt, especially hearing reports about deficits in PPE in the US - this is insane!

This is seriously bonkers - not the signs, the very fact that theme parks are already reopening I mean. Fucking theme parks! Jesus Christ.

There’s a saying in my native language: you can’t make a pie out of shit.

This was a dumb idea to begin with, covid just put the last nail in its coffin. 

This is awesome, yet completely unsurprising news. 

Good take Julie. Ahsoka could have saved the Galaxy, and she is a tragic character, but I think that her whole arc in both Clone Wars and Rebels was about how stupid and useless and bad the whole Jedi shtick was. She was the perfect character to show all this, and all the stuff she goes through is just that: she is a…

This is, by far, the stupidest take on Ahsoka I’ve ever seen.

Thank you for explaining that. Not just you, all of the people from the US. I was born on another continent years after the original trilogy premiered, so I really couldn’t get the whole Boba Fett thing.

I never understood the appeal of Boba Fett in the first place. Dude was on screen for like 5 minutes and got eaten by a toothy vagina monster. WTF? Rex meanwhile is a fucking legend.

Old Man Rex > Boba Fett.