Or just go with your partner and visit longtime mutual friends who are also a couple and then laugh your asses off when they walk in on you doing it because all 4 of you are sharing a tiny room and you two got busy while the two of them were out. Seriously, we all laugh about it to this day. It’s like what is this…

Glad to hear it :)

thanks for the claryfication. And I do hope that those kittens get adopted, because all animals deserve good lives and domesticates especially deserve to be treated with love and respect. But I’m still interested in how they handle cat allergies. I developed a cat allergy in the last two years, never had it before,…

You do realize that cats are not objects? And even kittens form bonds with people who hold them? You do realize that kittens are not books and that they suffer stress from this ordeal? I applaud the effort and all, but animals are not fucking things, this is like those posh schools setting up puppy rooms for stressed…

I’ve been with my partner for 8 years and I would never ever ever ever ever-even-in-case-of-apocalypse- use his toothbrush. Ew. We actually have friends who did this and we bought them separate, portable toothbrushes when we were staying with them one time. Ew, fucking eeeeew.

How does someone who goes around introducing himself as Jim Bob not harbor child molesters?

all of these me disgust me.

I have never used a tampon in my life. Well, technically that’s not true, once when I was about 17 I tried it, and it just felt weird (maybe I didn’t stick it far up enough), and once when I was 25, I was on vacation with a friend, and got my period, so I tried putting in a tampon and going to the beach, but I bled…

good god how the fuck do you get out of med school without learning to ask patients about pets? Also, people, if you have an unexplained god damned chronic health problem, disclose to your physician that you have pets. Holy shit. What a terrifying story.

Because of the awesome farts?

Being an infantile 30 year old punk rocker, I have absolutely no appreciation for any of this bullshit. First there was the article about not wearing white to weddings because it upstages the bride - ok - that makes sense, but now this? I mean what the fuck?

Shiny and chrome and this is how I’m spending my Saturday. Thank you.

I plan my PhD defense ceremony + afterparty the way other people plan their weddings. I won’t be getting married any time soon, but I will probably be defending my thesis by the end of the year, and I will find a way to smuggle my dog into the defense if I have to. First I’ll ask politely, tho. My dog is a member of…

Thank you. Sadly, there is no official way to help, at least none that I know of yet, because my country’s government is, well, to put it bluntly, fucking evil, and in this whole scrambling to become part of the EU, it is in their interest to keep everything on the down low. And there are still no NGO’s that…

My country is one of the “border states” which is fortress europe speak for countries on the edge of the EU which are the final stops for migrants from Africa before they get to “europe proper”, which means that if, by some miracle, they do get into the EU, and then get deported, they get deported here. There are…

What a great way of completely missing the point and making this article about a stupid girl and a stupid kid and not shedding any light on the horrific situation in which immigrants from Africa find themselves when trying to cross to Europe. This is a story about a little boy and his father desperately trying to make…

I’m in the middle-ground camp. It hit me some time ago that I don’t really love my mom. She’s not the worst mother in the world by a long shot, but she’s a control freak with serious mental issues who never actually understood anything about motherhood. She always pushed me away while wanting to control me when I was…

So stop sticking chins in asses! And actually wash. I mean hell, you’ve got shit on your toothbrush, seeing men’s jowls is not worth it!

• I guess that that is question/dilemma. Why would I ever comment on a post like this? Hm, because I’m drunkish and it’s 4 am where I am, and I got nothing better to do, so you’re probably right - I oughta skip posts like this. Thing is, I wish there was a “hide this post” button on Gawker, because I’d rather gouge my…

Because I come to Jezebel for actually interesting posts such as those which question celebrity culture and take a feminist stance and a feminist view toward the world. I had no idea that this person is a model and I have no idea that it’s married to a pop star, however even if all this is so, why is the fact that…