Holy motherfucking shit, the practice of declawing cats is legal in the US? Seriously?

Now imagine a female Woddy Allen and reverse everything, his movies, his private life, everything.

Or you know, all the toys shaped, marketed and sold as weapons for little boys.

Well that's only if you count twits like Igloo Australia and other cheap manufactured pop divas as "artists" - there's a serious conversation to be had about the difference between 'art' and 'product' and what can be expected of either. Plus, it's not commercially viable for "artists" to have more than one issue to…

Or you could just paint the walls of your house and watch them dry. If you're a dudebro who was fat in high school, anyone watching the walls you painted dry will be consuming the exact same amount of "fun" and/or "art" as anyone watching the interview. Hell, hang up some star spangled banners and you'll have that…

This woman is an idiot. Maybe stop giving her space in a public forum, like, now?

I find this stuff fascinating. Of course, it could've been and probably was stored in his mind somewhere, but that doesn't make it any less awesome and weird. The real question is did he retain his French speaking abilities or not.

But can he still speak French?!

Still a better love story than Twilight.

YES, YES HE WOULD.

LATFO

This headline deserves the REALLY BIG treatment that the one about beyonce meeting the prince got.

I am not a rape survivor, so I can't judge the scene or the show from that point of view. However, I think that the scene was a good thing. I shall explain, from my point of view: I've been a watcher of the show from the start. However, it was always a show I watched as a kind of guilty pleasure, I wouldn't count…

You know the dude's old when he's been mocking N'Sync in his career.

The entirety of White light, white noise, white heat by Social Distortion.

Karyn Kusama ftw

Oh my god this is such a fucking stupid turn of events. I understand that there shouldn't be panic, but holly shit, have some goddamn common sense and do fucking quarantine health workers who were in contact with the motherfucking ebola victim.

I think I can do that with my butt.

Is there like some sinister prerequisite for female celebrities to have nude photos of themselves? I mean, I know that all sorts of people take nude selfies or have their partners take nude photos of them, but it seems to have reached epidemic proportions among the (female) celebrity population. So, what I'm asking is…

Is it just the sheer make-up or are all these models seriously ugly? I can't tell.