You know what freaks me out? I really can't decide. But the thing is, like two years ago, nay, even a year ago, I was like eeeeeeeeeeewwww, these guys are too fucking old for me. This is weird since my partner of 5 years is 11 years older than me, but still. Ghaaa, there was this one point in the past year I guess,…

Me and my beer at 2.30 am on a Sunday are with you. I got a meeting with my mentor on Tuesday, and I kinda have a feeling I'll let mrs Beer do the talking. But you know, support and stuff.

Something's weird about her teeth.

You do know that one of the leaders of the Bosnian Serbs during the war was a woman?

Not at all.

When I was in grade school (which lasts 8 years where I come from), I was always the last person picked for teams in PE. I was tiny, and I had tiny little hands, so anything involving a ball was torture. I hated dodgeball with a fiery passion. And we had those tests of capability once a year, one of them was doing…

Anyone care to explain to me what all the hype about this woman is really about? Is it an irony thing? Because all I see is the same lame-ass manufactured popstar with no original or noteworthy contribution to anything whatsoever.

I come from a family of smokers. My grandma smoked for 35 years, and only got sick *after* she stopped smoking, because she gained a shit ton of weight. Grandpa smoked for about 20 years, when he quit out of protest. He's 86, she's 80. Other set of grandparents - grandpa died at 74 (he smoked until his death), from a…

Engagement rings a weird, stupid and pointless staple of American culture which seems to be leaking over into other cultures. One of my best friends/my bro bought his fiancee an engagement ring and it wasn't anything special, in our culture it's all about the wedding ring, and even that's just supposed to be made of…

The Force is not strong enough with this one.

Word. I'm amazed at how many people wouldn't do this because they're scared of coming across as possessive. To those people I say: LEARN HUMAN LANGUAGE.

Possibly the stupidest title for an article on anything, ever.

I agree with you, but that kind of terminology helped me better understand my relationships with a number of people over time. And although I'm straight, or at least have been up to now, I've had crushes on women, but most of the time I wasn't sure if it was a crush or just wanting to be friends, so the 'friend crush'…

Ellen Page.

True. Still, I'm always as delighted to hear it as I was the first time. And it's happening more and more these days. It makes me squee every time.

Could it possibly have been an anomaly? I mean, I'm all about dinosaurs and new species getting discovered is awesome, but could it be that dinosaurs, like today's rodents had perpetually growing teeth that needed to be ground down all the time, and that this was a sick one who couldn't eat right so her tooth grew to…

You know, there are places around the globe that aren't pits of horrifying sexist bullshit and primitive "debates" about women's rights to control their own bodies. The US is not the world.

And it is AWESOME.

It's amazing how killing American children is a genetic defect, while killing Iraqi or Afghan children isn't. We should all thank Jesus for giving us scientific objectivity and the tools to uncover such truths.

Screw that, just make it 'whenever someone drinks alcohol, drink what they're having'. Really, it's one of the many unappreciated qualities of TVD - everybody's hammered all the time.