I follow straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com/ and the submissions are horrifying. The disgusting pattern I've started noticing on the time-stamped texts is that a lot of the shitty fucking comments are texted before 9AM. Nine fucking AM. The only thing I want inside of me before noon is a cup of coffee. No one cares…

Yeah, I don't see why it's so hard to get the concept of consent in that context (fuck me alliteration). It's like phones make everyone lose their minds.

"Is it me, or is Modern Woo in a state of crisis?"

I feel like the rule needs to be: don't send dick picks when they're unsolicited, period. If you wanted a dick pick two hours into the date and he wanted to oblige, I don't see a problem (and sexting is hardly the death of Modern Woo...). It's the fact that it wasn't requested that made it inappropriate, not…

"Nice tities"

I would reject on the basis on spelling. But to give him the benefit of the doubt, are you sure he didn't mean titles? Did you perhaps have poetry in your profile, or a reading list? Favorite comic books?

The idea that we live in a meritocracy is such bullshit. My mom was a bartender for forever and I am the first person in my family to go to college, and achieve a white collar lifestyle. While I worked pretty hard to get here I also know I am incredibly lucky to have had the opportunities that I did. Unfortunately…

This is killer, dude. Great job.

Thank you so much for this piece.

I wanted so badly to do a hand pun, but I thought it might count as a spoiler.

Mr. Faraci's article does not actually say it the hand in the opening sequence is the hand Luke lost in Empire, and he further clarified on twitter that he did not imply that, either. Which is good, because it would not make any sense, since Cloud City is not in space and Luke's hand should have fallen to the planet…

Suggestion for article title 'If The Star Wars Rumours Are True, I Gotta Hand It To Them'.

Bagram 747 crash is the most horrific crash caught on video, I couldnt get it out of my head for days after I watched that video.

I posted a bunch to the Odeck the other day;

But how can you stay mad at that face? :D

As you do...

I find this distasteful.

But what if that kid grew up to be one of the world's top experts in the fight against AIDS?

Cue to some nutcases on my FB feed who are suspecting a conspiracy BECAUSE there were 108 prominent aids researchers on board. Like, aids equals gays equals Putin hates the gays equals he wants to kill the gays equals he must have shot this plane from the sky because evil.