Apparently God hasn't handed him a football.
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Yeah, jaguar isn't going after the "I have a 7 y/o outback" crowd.
I had a Vette in my early 20s. It was a few years old.
Dude. Really.
If I'm insanely rich? I can guarantee you I would not be "low key".
Best Dead Letter ever.
"Mr. Jones, I noticed that you are only wearing one shoe. Did you lose one?" I said.
This got me pregnant.
Why NFL Free Agent Chris Kluwe Sucks, By Deadspin's Fourth Worst Deadspinner Ever
How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…
Q: What's black and white and read all over?
I can forgive the IronMikeGallego bashing, but Raysism??
Now if we could just have the bandwagon fans of the '90s Packers and '00s Patriots current teams crushed I'd be living in a perfect trifecta of football schadenfreude.
Monte Kiffin was so bad at his last job, his son had to fire him.
My grandfather was a Redskins fan. My dad rebelled and was a Baltimore Colts fan. I was dropped on my head at birth and became a Raiders fan.
Since 2000 here are all the WRs I can remember off the top of my head: Taylor Jacobs, Rod Gardner, Mike Westbrook, James Thrash, Laveranues Coles, Darnerian McCants, Santana Moss, Jimmy Farris (scrap!), Sean Taylor,
As a normal Eagles fan, I loathe both myself and my team.
My favorite moment as a football fan came when the Bucs closed down the Vet on the way to the Super Bowl. I was watching the game with some co workers, one of which was an Eagles fan. I said something about how it would've been great to see that in person, he says "are you fucking serious? That stadium is shit, your…
I know a lot of Eagles fans, and most of them can't wait to tell you how Silver Linings Playbook portrayed the typical Eagles fan and their family. NEWS FLASH Eagles fans are not as charming and witty as Robert De Niro nor are they as handsome as Bradley Cooper, and most assuredly their girlfriends are not Jennifer…
Joke's on you, Magary. The Eagles already did get to warm up with three straight FCS teams.