Fact: the only thing more cloying and annoying than a drawn out "... and that's when I fell in love with New Orleans" story is a "...and that's how my love affair with New York City began" dirge. Oh, yeah? So you're the one who is enchanted by the energy of the metropolis! I'd heard about you! You should write a…

I like the Giants. The team simply operates in a businesslike manner, winning one Super Bowl in each of the last four decades, while the other NY/NJ team can't stop shooting itself in the head coach's foot fetish.

Eli has one message to the haters.

I leave for just a bit and look at this shit storm ^

The single funniest sports moment of all time was when the Pats blew the 19-0 season. The one Patriots fan I know (obese, bald, virgin til age 37) wept like a baby that night. His GF started laughing at him and he tossed a huge tantrum and threw her out. A few days later they had make-up sex and he knocked her up. Now…

These faces haunt the nightmares of Pats fans:

No, it won't be "OK". 'Cause everybody knows you're not a proper enthusiast if you don't have a manual. So, what's the point of making an enthusiast car tribute if you don't have a stick. Screw you guys, I'm going home. /picks up Hotwheels and goes home.

With your powers combined, I am sacked!

I hate that plastic bit on the XJ anyway.

Rex Ryan said Quinn is NFL-starter material and other teams were stupid for releasing him... it probably won't be long before he's putting a foot in his mouth.

I'm going with BMW E9, with the M30 swapped out for it's great-great-grandengine, the S38. But I admit my bias.

Apparently he is the most sexy man in Japan lol

Joe Namath is Jake Plummer in a fur coat.

This one did not disappoint. The Jets keep screwing up. The team they share that giant gray toaster oven with keep winning Super Bowls and are the toast of the Tri-State area.

"...as is the valued tradition on Not Top 10..."

Good to know (?) that ESPN PR flacks read and participate in Deadspin while looking for the next Te'o story to rip off and beat to death on First Take.

Geno Smith averaged 1.4 yards per carry in college.

Suicidal Jets fan here. I'm in agreement with almost everything written here, BUT, the Jets have one of the youngest D-lines in the league with a potential all-pro in Mo Wilkerson and a seemingly standout rookie in Sheldon Richardson. Had to point out the ONE thing going right for the Jets.

It's not that we care, it's that we have an acceptable target that we have carte blanche to make fun of on a daily basis, and that they give us new reasons to make fun of them every week it seems. The Jets are not just a carwreck, they're like the goddamn police car pile-up from The Blues Brothers and I, for one, love…