You wan't to know why people are turned off by diesels:

Because he was good at football.

I have never seen a team fall off the cliff of potential dynasty, into the catacombs of utter despair so fast in my life.

Maybe it'll be just two lines:

Leonard Little killed someone drunk driving how is he not on the list?

I might actually be sad when the regular season finally arrives, if only because it'll signal the end of this year's "Why Your Team Sucks" series. This is the best thing on the entire Gawker Network, and I schedule my afternoons around reading each one (and as a Niners fan, I can't wait to see what you say about my…

Everyday I read these wonderful pieces I feel like Drew needs to do some sort of series specifically on NFL owners, culminating with the worst in the league. The outright competition for that coveted spot would be epic.

This year he's claiming they'll be 2013's biggest surprise

Phoenix (and surrounding areas) is a want-to-be Los Angeles that is far too stupid to co-opt any LA culture that is in any way positive or interesting. Phoenix itself is like one big chain - restaurants, malls, and houses that all look the same. Scottsdale is a third-rate Beverly Hills impostor, where men all think…

Mileage or money? Scott Mitchell. Jeff Blake. Aaron Brooks (or maybe that was two seasons). The incredibly average Joe Namath.

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According to Robin's research, people in Denver also actually choose handguns in lieu of auto insurance, believe that their dog is somehow "co-piloting" their vehicle, and rate Jesus as a sub-par netminder.

[Insert backhanded compliment about COTD winner and how they are just cast-offs from other Gawker sites here]

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That Pat Bowlen letter is probably the best fan response I've read this year. Great stuff

Congratulations [insert names of winners here] on COTD today! I have for all of you a [this is where make and model of car goes] which this lovely lady will deliver to you [put estimated time here].

Almost none of them can name any Broncos QB before 1983.

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LeBron's just doing what any good professional would — sweeping the rumors under a rug.

This, just as RG3 was attempting to known as something other than Running Quarterback.