It would serve BMW well to put their name on the ring and push the Ultimate Joy Machine or whatever slogan they're using now. For a relatively small company that's very close to losing its identity, this could go a long way.

Will it drift?

Thanks(?) for the heads up. So many questions like who cares so much about the song to read all that? Who has time for this?

There's no dispute anywhere about guilt. The only thing mentioned sadly is that a former tech juggernaut might just go down on this news. Guilty, yes, but it's never easy to see a familiar powerhouse go down in flames.

That may just be the straw that breaks this camels back. Enterprise software is the one thing keeping them semi-competitive and it's not even theirs.

I think the screen name is part of the shtick.

Great news! Are you keeping he WRX or trading it in?

Browns, Lions, and now Bucs? I'd be suicidal too.

Needs moar Afrika Korps camo.

Cutest grand theft/evading arrest/felony of all time.

Well, sonofa... looks like you're a tad faster on the wikis than I am. Anyway, I, being no structural engineer either, suspect the age of the frame is the main factor. The later test beds were newer and special built by Boeing to test various equipment while this and other older versions were never intended to…

If you're not careful, both have been known to cause epic skidmarks.

Rumor has it they really liked long powerful rockets.

Content was not bad at all. She certainly helps in shticking it up a bit but overall a solid five tulip rating.

Personally, no, I don't own anything Apple but I do have siblings that drag me along their Apple adventures and keep me waiting and waiting for what end up being very brief actual interactions.

It's all fun and games until you spend two hours waiting in line so some yuppie can give you in-depth troubleshooting analysis such as "it's broken" and "dunno, you probably need a new one." The minor bug fixes that require a trip to the store are annoying and God bless you if you need minor work during the holidays…

And here I thought there was no way you make that drive anymore of a beating. Sorry, buddy.

As noted, this only makes sense if you have extra vodka laying around and can't think of any other possible use(is that possible?). If you want vodka without the ick there's a million mixers for less than five bucks. If you want a different liquor, for the extra $5 spent on mix you can get similar liquor and save…

#WTFV

*throws tomatoes