Ok but the recipe he posted splits off into four different ways to use the chicken once it’s poached. It’s not a specific dish being called Chinese chicken, it’s four that start the same way and end up different from each other so naming the whole thing after one dish isn't accurate.

Because there are a ton of other ways to do this that don’t involve the specific ingredients used in any particular culture? It’s a sub-recipe you can use and modify depending on what the final dish is, not a finished meal or even a dish of its own.

Yeah I had the impression that this “loose network” of garbage fuckers aren’t looking for “bad tweets”. The reason this story is important, we were told, was that these dipshits were researching journalists and their families.  Shit like home addresses, where their kids went to school, etc...  This is such a shitty…

He sticks out so much that this is a weirdly artistic piece where instead of leading your eye, it just begs you to look anywhere other than his stupid fucking face.

I misread that as “a person wearing them wrong”, and it made my day.

Now that Bottin’s in real estate, I wonder how many nerds house hunting in Cali figured out what company he works for and went to them in hopes he’d be their agent.

He was also DP on John Carpenter’s The Thing.  That was the perfect physical effects film because, if such a being were to exist, there's no reason why it couldn't naturally have rubbery skin and/or maybe have trouble controlling that texture when it's imitating a human under stressful conditions like being hit with…

Do people not know what the fuck “Palantir” means?!  They're not even hiding this shit anymore!

Damn straight. Literally the only reason I have/would ever go through someone’s fridge without asking is if I left stuff of mine in there.

He did, but he read it in his own voice so all that got through was “Hukkuh nuz puh muh guzz, fuh la wuh buh”

Came here to post that, leaving satisfied.

You being stupid doesn't make things bad, it just means you don't get to talk about them and be taken seriously at the same time.

What I’m getting from your post is that he should skip politics entirely and fuck off back to Texas while at least his mom still likes him.

I was a huge amazing Jonathan fan back in the day, even went to see his last Comedy Central Presents taping.

For the Incredible Hulk tv series, Bruce Banner’s name was changed to David Banner for that same reason.

If I was in their legal department (the farthest I’ve gotten in any company is paralegal so I executed actual lawyers’ wishes) I’d kick him in the nuts while yelling “Bad dog!”  A rolled up newspaper impregnated with concrete could have a staff meeting with his nose to really drive the point home.

No, you’re too young. Now we have to jam a straw into your skull like a Capri Sun and suckle on your life force to stave off our imminent disintegration into decrepit dust.

Oh shit I never noticed your profile pic before.  Very good choice.

How can he give handjobs if he can't even wrap his Vienna sausage fingers around a flaccid dick?

Donald Trump spelled it like that and it caught on as a way to make fun of him but now it's just kinda chuckle worthy and probably will be forgotten in a year.  I still spell it like that occasionally but it's wearing off.