I was a huge amazing Jonathan fan back in the day, even went to see his last Comedy Central Presents taping.

For the Incredible Hulk tv series, Bruce Banner’s name was changed to David Banner for that same reason.

If I was in their legal department (the farthest I’ve gotten in any company is paralegal so I executed actual lawyers’ wishes) I’d kick him in the nuts while yelling “Bad dog!”  A rolled up newspaper impregnated with concrete could have a staff meeting with his nose to really drive the point home.

Godfather 1&2 have the same basic structure so watching 2 before 1 didn't affect the quality of either for me, they both sucked a bucket of buttholes.

No, you’re too young. Now we have to jam a straw into your skull like a Capri Sun and suckle on your life force to stave off our imminent disintegration into decrepit dust.

Oh shit I never noticed your profile pic before.  Very good choice.

I have that one too but my main memory is getting douche chills when Twohy said he presented the studio with 3 locked binders and only the first key.

How can he give handjobs if he can't even wrap his Vienna sausage fingers around a flaccid dick?

Donald Trump spelled it like that and it caught on as a way to make fun of him but now it's just kinda chuckle worthy and probably will be forgotten in a year.  I still spell it like that occasionally but it's wearing off.

Yay! We missed him at the Takeout.

Yeah it's almost like this place churns through writers with different opinions at a pretty rapid pace...

Way to take the pidgeon playing chess role.  We're done here.

Hey nobody ever said you garbage fuckers were smart. It’s the attempt that makes it a terrorist act. You’ve already demonstrated that you don’t ask this shit in good faith so I’m not gonna repeat my other post again.  Fuck off.

Wrong. As indicated by, say, the “you/Jews will not replace us” chants at Charlottesville; dumb racist white dudes do shit like this to preserve the white supremacist state of affairs. They’re afraid of changing political and demographic circumstances so they lash out to try to force the status quo to stick around…

I know and like that song but I never knew who did it till now.  I’d have gone with “guest star on Ridiculousness that one time”.  34.

Re: the grenade. When you pull the pin, it releases the handle and that sets it off after 5 or so seconds. They held the handle on so the pin holes stayed aligned because they didn't know exactly when to toss it, hence the ability to re-pin it.

Not a cougar, but...

Dude Summerlin hospital in Vegas has elevator posters and one of them (guy with a peg leg) looks like Jeff Epstein fucked Mel Gibson and they had a kid and my middle fingers go up automatically.

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Yeeeaaaahhhh...  That's your problem, not anyone else's.