Oh shit I never noticed your profile pic before.  Very good choice.

How can he give handjobs if he can't even wrap his Vienna sausage fingers around a flaccid dick?

Donald Trump spelled it like that and it caught on as a way to make fun of him but now it's just kinda chuckle worthy and probably will be forgotten in a year.  I still spell it like that occasionally but it's wearing off.

Yay! We missed him at the Takeout.

Yeah it's almost like this place churns through writers with different opinions at a pretty rapid pace...

Way to take the pidgeon playing chess role.  We're done here.

Hey nobody ever said you garbage fuckers were smart. It’s the attempt that makes it a terrorist act. You’ve already demonstrated that you don’t ask this shit in good faith so I’m not gonna repeat my other post again.  Fuck off.

Wrong. As indicated by, say, the “you/Jews will not replace us” chants at Charlottesville; dumb racist white dudes do shit like this to preserve the white supremacist state of affairs. They’re afraid of changing political and demographic circumstances so they lash out to try to force the status quo to stick around…

I know and like that song but I never knew who did it till now.  I’d have gone with “guest star on Ridiculousness that one time”.  34.

Re: the grenade. When you pull the pin, it releases the handle and that sets it off after 5 or so seconds. They held the handle on so the pin holes stayed aligned because they didn't know exactly when to toss it, hence the ability to re-pin it.

Not a cougar, but...

Dude Summerlin hospital in Vegas has elevator posters and one of them (guy with a peg leg) looks like Jeff Epstein fucked Mel Gibson and they had a kid and my middle fingers go up automatically.

Flag and dismiss your spambot.  Nobody likes spam.

Yeeeaaaahhhh...  That's your problem, not anyone else's.

I get that criticism, but I lived in Vermont when he was just a state senator.  He and Howard Dean got majorly shit on for trying to drag VT into the 21st century by being one of the first states to legalize “civil unions” and, later, actual gay marriage. I’m not gonna shit on him for being the one old fuck who’s ahea…

So we’re sending a fucking hostage negotiator because some dumb fuck and his bodyguards beat the piss out of a guy who said mean things and *gasp* threw headphones, with the whole thing caught on video and was rightfully arrested and kept as a flight risk... Yup, dumbest possible timeline.

Meh.

No.

Bitch, your broke ass isn't anywhere near the bracket that should be taxed to death.  You could pull a Cobain and literally nobody would give a fuck.

If dump and/or Clinton raped kids, chuck all three in a hole and cover it with concrete.