How did the petty theft one go?  That's a prime candidate for jury nullification if you ask me.

They have to trust hired gun lobbyists because gun is right there in the name.  Nothing could ever go wrong there, they’ll bet your kids’ lives on it.

“How DARE you compare a bunch of crazy people who wanted Rian Johnson pre-emptively fired from future Star Wars projects to ME, a reasonable person who wants Benioff & Weiss pre-emptively fired from future Star Wars projects!  Here’s a four page screed on why I’m the only sane person left allliiiiiiiiiiiive!!!”

Shut up.

The dick on that thing is wayyyyyyy too big.

I love watching snowflakes melt down and this is like ground zero for these losers who can’t even back their own bullshit without blaming their imaginary friends.

Why hide behind an imaginary friend when you could just admit to being a garbage person? “This guy in my head said no” is the literal lamest way you could go about this.

I look at all three Matrix movies more or less academically to play a game of “how would I make this suck less if I ever wrote and directed a reboot?”, but my wife basically agrees with you and refuses to watch the third one.  I find it hilarious to, when it comes on tv and we’re both doing other stuff and just want…

Uh they just wrapped filming on Jay & Silent Bob Reboot. No joke.

Kill yourself, incel.  Tell your fellow Reddit peeps to do the same.

She was too old for him, he wouldn’t have had to buy her from her parents.

Yup.  Whoever booked her this interview and didn't prep her on it fucked up HARD.

One one hand, you’re right, Charlemagne is a dick and said all that shit in bad faith.  On the other hand, that’s how he always is and someone should have told her that and worked with her to develop a strategy to deal with him.  He talks a big game but he short circuits hard when you clap back.  I dunno if this would…

Too much cleanup after.  Milk with a double dredge of flour, breadcrumbs and spices with wet/dry hand is waaaaayyy easier every step of the way.

That seems a bit drastic. I get the temptation but I’m gonna have to suggest you not try your bra next.

Nowadays the fribblejort has to reach the Skein-Jordran point before they need to be thrown out.  So say we all (chorus:  For the greater good).

Sprouting sweet potatoes can withstand the same treatment as fresh sweet potatoes:  they both belong in the trash can.

I never trusted them. I’m just lamenting the fact that nobody with intimate knowledge of constitutional law and the effects of said laws rang the alarm bells loud enough to get widespread attention. Whether it’s that nobody stepped up or if someone did and was ignored, I don’t know, but your average person doesn’t…

My dad used to do this when I was a kid, so after I moved out it was one of the first things I knew how to make from scratch.  The only problem with it is you can't do dry hand/wet hand technique because you have to hold the piece of chicken and wipe off excess mayo.