It looks like Michael J. Fox is flying

We’ll work up a #6 on ‘em.

Won’t somebody help that poor man?

Howard Johnson is right

Hey, I didn’t get a harrumpf out of that guy

Gerry (generally pronounced like Jerry and more rarely as Gary, but we’ll go with the more common pronunciation) has a soft G, Good has a hard g (generally, the hard g sound is used before the non-front vowels, a o u and the soft G before the front vowels, i e y). You have it completely reversed.

That's what I'm saying!

I can see it. He doesn't have the sad, sweet solace of internet porn to fall back on. He's having to jerk off to his imagination, like a fucking Neanderthal.

“Upon further review, Patrick Kane’s late poke didn’t count.”

Boy is he going to be red faced.

Ha! Egg Shen! I love it!

You can't possibly be comparing gay marriage to owning human beings. False equivalent.

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

From the article he said he.... “decided that very day that life was too precious to waste opportunities. So he abandoned his New York desk job to pursue a career as an entertainer in Los Angeles.”

What the eff, Brian?!

I had to call the WahooWaaambulance

This team is just. good. enough. to devastate us when we inevitably lose.

Wait till that student finds out UVa lost.