Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

I tried. My front design needs help.

All is forgiven Hope Solo! You get drunk and beat the shit out of any family member you want, you crazy bitch!

The greater good...

...The Greater Good...

This film contributes to the greater good.

“Virginia, all of it.”

Craigslist doesn't kill people, Craig does.

Well, you do have to respect his work ethic. He only murders during work breaks, and then goes right back to work as if nothing had happened during the break — I know I’m not that committed to my job.

Let's settle with "Are you fucking kidding me, Toyota?"

#flexballs. Way to stay on topic, Gillette!

Am I the only one who noticed that the Gillette ad says #FlexBall in the background?

20 rounds? You have got to be jokinen.

Nah. She was a peach. I feel a little bad about her having to say her first time was with me though.

神聖的睾丸

You've lost another submarine?

I think it's pretty damn sexy, frankly.