I don't know... Baltimore is pretty awful, but I have reservations about the team in DC.

Is it wrong that I giggled like a little schoolboy when I saw that one of my quotes was used? Because if so, I don't wanna be right.

clop clop

well, we all know fox is terrible at deciding which shows to stay with.

#notallmillennials

Very cool truck and company.
Very not cool to drag our flag through the mud. Please wash that one and find a better mounting location.

I know I am likely ruining this wonderful fact by stating this, but the Youbian Puma's official page has 3 Likes. 3. Likes.

Jack Burton: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?

He was Raiden before Raiden existed. Everyone wanted to be the lightning guy. He was boss. The other two guys I can not remember for the life of me (one blew up)(other was just a insane martial artist not sure how he died but he did). Got it on blu-ray the moment it came out going to have to rewatch

You go straight to shell.

Not to put too fine a point on it: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e791/

How about raccoons and BLUE JAYS.

I enjoy watching Adventure Time and Teen Titans Go! With my kids, asshole.

How the fuck is "Clarence" popular?

You fell for the old "No means 'try harder' " routine. Turkish women have been working that for centuries, dude.

Çok güzel!

I started reading the first few lines and I thought my husband was posting on Jezebel! lol he got married at 19 (joined the army) it only last about 6 months but 1.5 years later when we met he was still legally married. We met in Nov 2006.. he finalized his divorce december 2006.. and we got married the same day his…