I'd love to hear you tell this in person! That's a fun story—congrats to you two!

Another girl asked me for a ride home from a play rehearsal. My wife was the bonus passenger. I was smitten, so I got myself invited to the cast party and we've been together ever since. That was the first time I noticed her, but she claims we met twice before, so I always say it was love at third sight.

This has NOTHING to do with Tom Servo.
So disappointed.

I don't give a rats ass if it's a fair price, it's still a POS without a/c.

Pros: Money

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

Dogs that attack children unprovoked should absolutely be put down.

Way to miss the point of the episode. She wanted a non-chubby chaser that she liked (and was in his league) to give her a chance.

Clitorati. Also, clitorices, clitora, clitz.

I wish all homophobes were this ridiculous. This guy makes it so easy to laugh my ass off (so to speak) instead of cry at the prevalence of homophobia. Also,"Your Butt Is a Garbage Alley" reminds me of a John Mayer song. And I will never stop cracking (heh) up now.

Turkey. That's Turkey.

False. That would mean people go to WNBA games.

Smashing!

Much misread. Such title. Wow.

Where the rubber meets the 'roids.

I misread it as Doge Driver... thought the clip would be nascar related.

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