Via XKCD -

Donald Sterling LOVES wheel of fortune.

He hits men in their backside target all the time.

Oh look, a Pens fan whining like a bitch even though they won. That's new.

That's insulting to actual chodes.

sidney crosbey is a chode

Fuck Cleveland.

Just got back from the game. Couldn't be more proud of the Blue Jackets. Almost the entire stadium stayed after the final buzzer to chant C-B-J in recognition of their hard work. It makes us excited about the future, one angry Crosby at a time.

I'm just shocked he was able to hit a target.

I know you're desperate to get cheered after being booed by your hometown crowd Sidney, but this is a little excessive.

Chinook? Four grand. Do you take checks?

He should've just rubbed a little jalepeno under his nose. Maybe some Crisco on the chest.

I usually go for the Super High Intensity Interval Training.

...and Leon's getting larrrrger.

With 50 goals*

If leading the league is 60 goals non-existent, sure he's non-existent. Take a lap buddy.

Ta-da