Man here (creds still debatable). My wife refuses to use the top sheet. Its on the bed. I’m under it. She pretends it doesn’t exist and kicks it down and away. Please send help.

Hyundai had a whole commercial dedicated to the mantra “Hyundai like Sunday”. My dad still doesn’t believe me, insists on calling my car a “hi-YOOOn-die”.

*Tries to reply to belt pun with equally funny belt pun.*

This kind of crap is the only way to get Gawker media to cover hockey. No, no..we all love being inundated with soccer articles all day, keep ‘em coming!

I’m glad the reaction to this trailer is more positive on Jez. The lukewarm reception over at the Concourse was disheartening to say the least. I am very excited about this film and disappointed (once again) to see people bitching about a character because it offends their delicate sensibilities (sensibilities such as…

Is anybody else absolutely shocked at the number of consecutive green lights he hit in these two videos? This shit would never happen in Northern VA. It would be 25 yards of trying to run each other off the road followed by 2 minutes of yelling, fingers and spitting/mirror hitting then the light changes and repeat.

You know nothing [of Stanley Cup wins], Canada.

Tesla’s lineup is S 3 X Y indeed

For $22,500 Joe Dirt’s parents and their clown business should be thrown in with it!

Boogity Boogity Boogity! Let’s go racin’ girls!

Is it just me or does this first picture look a little like Magary’s infamous Chopped picture?

It looked like chocolate quick-dry cement when they mixed it. There are a great many things I am willing to try when it comes to food. You could go so far as to say I would do anything for food, but I won’t do that.

100% water guy here. Just recently watched a taste test where Quaker instant oats - maple and brown sugar were mixed first with coffee then with a dirty chai (chai with an espresso shot) and then with hot chocolate. Evidently the first two are amazing and the last one was a little too sweet. I’m willing to try coffee…

As a parent I silently judge the shit out of other parents when they do something blatantly stupid like bringing their 8 or so year olds to see Deadpool. They left in a hurry when they realized what they had brought their children to see.

Every one of my neighbors described their drive into Northern VA / DC as “effed” this morning. I slept in and am working from home. Suckers.

Hooker here. We’re shown these videos and more in AIT to give us an idea of what its like when something goes really wrong.

Whether you think its a bomb or now I clearly see a little fat man in the picture.

You’re so full of schist..