Looks to me like a taller, shittier Hyundai Veloster.

I was going to say...I’m 100% on board with your post if we’re talking pre-Al Jean Simpsons. Otherwise I’m going riot, which will be super awkward since I’m in a very quiet office and nobody will understand what is happening or why.

Just read the TL:DR did ya? Try reading the whole thing. You’re welcome for the lesson.

Capitoline Hill in Rome was a spiritual and cultural center where refugees could seek asylum, pray to the gods in the temple of Jupiter and was hailed as Caput Mundi or head of the world. Our Capitol hill is derived from Capitoline; the building itself is, in essence, a Roman temple architecturally speaking - as are…

For further confusion the Capitol Building is included in the Capitals logo. If you’re up for a short, boring history lesson explaining why the building is spelled with an ‘o’ just let me know!

Are Lamar and 50 wearing....
::gasp::
DERELICTE!!!

Yes I would sail on Titanic II AND I would dress in period-accurate clothing as well as shoo the Irish out of first class and back down to steerage.

I’m not making shit up I just have, you know, reading comprehension skills.

First of all TO EVERYONE no the Funbag isn’t being replaced with a podcast. The Deadcast will be an extension of the Funbag. Except for this week...where yes, the podcast is acting as a stand-in. So the Funbag we all know and love will be back next week and Deadcast will feature additional letters Funbag-style.…

Hey Peyton, I’ve got a little riddle for you.

If you have one you don’t share it.
If you share it you don’t have one.

That’s shitty. What a pisser.

Way to crash the nut, boys. They’re feeling the pressure now!

Every male looking at this image and seeing the Star Fleet logo:

My suggestion for Todd - Don’t have him pick a team to root for have him pick a handful of teams to hate. Each week he gets to watch the teams he hates and can root for whoever is playing against them. I too am in N.VA and trust me, this is a better alternative to being a Redskins fan.

You can feel free to use whatever term you’d like, but when you insist as hard as you are here it makes you sound like an idiot. Sorry for being frank. I am not saying you are an idiot I am saying you are making yourself sound like one. Also it’s Marine and as EvilFD stated it really is Marine in every military in the…

Actually if they were big enough you probably wouldn’t be able to straddle the bike. My commute wasn’t very far...30 miles or so each way on some of the worst highway traffic in the nation (I-66 in VA) and I did not have heated gear. I had rain gear and cold weather gear like those massive thick leather gloves with…

Well how the hell else are we going to appropriate phrases from other cultures if not through short, Star Wars infused quizlets from the Internet? Is it our fault the quizlet doesn’t include information on the origins or meaning of the phrase or how to appropriate use it? All we know now is that we’re woke. Or not…

I’d watch so much more golf (I currently watch zero golf) if they allowed Spanish commentators to loudly call each stroke.

I made it 4 deep before I couldn’t read it anymore.

Don’t worry its ok to laugh..Deadspin said so.