Is anybody else absolutely shocked at the number of consecutive green lights he hit in these two videos? This shit would never happen in Northern VA. It would be 25 yards of trying to run each other off the road followed by 2 minutes of yelling, fingers and spitting/mirror hitting then the light changes and repeat.

You know nothing [of Stanley Cup wins], Canada.

Tesla’s lineup is S 3 X Y indeed

For $22,500 Joe Dirt’s parents and their clown business should be thrown in with it!

Boogity Boogity Boogity! Let’s go racin’ girls!

Is it just me or does this first picture look a little like Magary’s infamous Chopped picture?

It looked like chocolate quick-dry cement when they mixed it. There are a great many things I am willing to try when it comes to food. You could go so far as to say I would do anything for food, but I won’t do that.

100% water guy here. Just recently watched a taste test where Quaker instant oats - maple and brown sugar were mixed first with coffee then with a dirty chai (chai with an espresso shot) and then with hot chocolate. Evidently the first two are amazing and the last one was a little too sweet. I’m willing to try coffee…

As a parent I silently judge the shit out of other parents when they do something blatantly stupid like bringing their 8 or so year olds to see Deadpool. They left in a hurry when they realized what they had brought their children to see.

Every one of my neighbors described their drive into Northern VA / DC as “effed” this morning. I slept in and am working from home. Suckers.

Hooker here. We’re shown these videos and more in AIT to give us an idea of what its like when something goes really wrong.

Whether you think its a bomb or now I clearly see a little fat man in the picture.

You’re so full of schist..

Looks to me like a taller, shittier Hyundai Veloster.

I was going to say...I’m 100% on board with your post if we’re talking pre-Al Jean Simpsons. Otherwise I’m going riot, which will be super awkward since I’m in a very quiet office and nobody will understand what is happening or why.

Just read the TL:DR did ya? Try reading the whole thing. You’re welcome for the lesson.

Capitoline Hill in Rome was a spiritual and cultural center where refugees could seek asylum, pray to the gods in the temple of Jupiter and was hailed as Caput Mundi or head of the world. Our Capitol hill is derived from Capitoline; the building itself is, in essence, a Roman temple architecturally speaking - as are…

For further confusion the Capitol Building is included in the Capitals logo. If you’re up for a short, boring history lesson explaining why the building is spelled with an ‘o’ just let me know!

Are Lamar and 50 wearing....
::gasp::
DERELICTE!!!