Yes I would sail on Titanic II AND I would dress in period-accurate clothing as well as shoo the Irish out of first class and back down to steerage.

I’m not making shit up I just have, you know, reading comprehension skills.

First of all TO EVERYONE no the Funbag isn’t being replaced with a podcast. The Deadcast will be an extension of the Funbag. Except for this week...where yes, the podcast is acting as a stand-in. So the Funbag we all know and love will be back next week and Deadcast will feature additional letters Funbag-style.…

Hey Peyton, I’ve got a little riddle for you.

If you have one you don’t share it.
If you share it you don’t have one.

That’s shitty. What a pisser.

Way to crash the nut, boys. They’re feeling the pressure now!

Every male looking at this image and seeing the Star Fleet logo:

My suggestion for Todd - Don’t have him pick a team to root for have him pick a handful of teams to hate. Each week he gets to watch the teams he hates and can root for whoever is playing against them. I too am in N.VA and trust me, this is a better alternative to being a Redskins fan.

You can feel free to use whatever term you’d like, but when you insist as hard as you are here it makes you sound like an idiot. Sorry for being frank. I am not saying you are an idiot I am saying you are making yourself sound like one. Also it’s Marine and as EvilFD stated it really is Marine in every military in the…

Actually if they were big enough you probably wouldn’t be able to straddle the bike. My commute wasn’t very far...30 miles or so each way on some of the worst highway traffic in the nation (I-66 in VA) and I did not have heated gear. I had rain gear and cold weather gear like those massive thick leather gloves with…

Well how the hell else are we going to appropriate phrases from other cultures if not through short, Star Wars infused quizlets from the Internet? Is it our fault the quizlet doesn’t include information on the origins or meaning of the phrase or how to appropriate use it? All we know now is that we’re woke. Or not…

I’d watch so much more golf (I currently watch zero golf) if they allowed Spanish commentators to loudly call each stroke.

I made it 4 deep before I couldn’t read it anymore.

Don’t worry its ok to laugh..Deadspin said so.

Plot twist: they’re actually Hydra bases

BB-8 is described as a one of a kind, which leads me to believe it was purpose built to a specific customer’s specs and wasn’t part of a planned BB line. But I could be wrong.

So basically what every NHL game has all season long, but just for the playoffs? This’ll be fun. Haven’t there been complaints for years about maintaining the pace of the game? I’m sure this will speed things right along.

Judge her character by her size do you? Hmph! I seem to recall in the original trilogy one of the most powerful, influential and significant characters in the universe was this really old, tiny, green alien that spoke funny.

If only... I think the grace period is like the monthly ticketing quota. It exists or does not exist depending on which side of the badge you’re on.

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