Rooting for the Redskins is like child abuse. My father got a Redskins outfit for me as a baby in ‘83 - ‘84...I grew up rooting for them and remember their last superbowl win somewhat. I mostly remember the atmosphere because everybody was elated. Fast forward so many years and now I have a son and like an idiot,…

Back when I used to care about whether or not the Redskins succeeded I couldn’t stand listening to network announcers. Now I can’t imagine not laughing along with their constant stream of insults. #Tradition

Me during the game: WAHOOWA! WAHOOWA! WAHOOWHATTHEFUCKJUSTHAPPENED!?!?!?!?!?

And the RGIII - N - Outs (my fantasy team) says that the Patriots defense didn’t give me shit in the way of points last night regardless of their so-called rule bending.

#BostonStrong

This is almost exactly how John Wick starts out. Does the guy have a dog and for the love of Christ is the poor thing ok?

Straight married male here - would love to win this. I like the theory that Daryl might be gay and can you imagine the freak out that seeing Norman walk arm-in-arm into the premier with another dude would cause? WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!? zOMFG!!

Greater DC Metro Area Strong!!! You know...because of the DC sniper incidents? Hey man, I had to lay down in my car while pumping gas for those couple of weeks! Difficult times, I tell ya!

For the same reason she felt shame! This wasn’t the first time 10 Hail Mary’s were said in regret of her sin!

I really hope that she was able to get away and is safe now.

“It could be told in a different way,” she said. “There’s so many ways to say things without being that graphic in nature, and that’s the problem I have with this book.

#TanLivesMatter

Unfortunately with this being a Washington story Maceo’s next couple of comments will decline in quality until he is put back in the greys in favor of a consistent but less funny commenter.

I am going to take this slightly off track for a second if you’ll allow me because I think the Hitler argument is a fairly well-beaten horse by now. I am a catholic (a really bad one that married a muslim O-M-ALLAH right?!) and I’m familiar with last rites, repenting (sincerity v. self-serving), and all of those super…

Felt penis added, genetic material that forms cloaca removed. How you ask?

he’s a killer saxophone player.

I used to work at NumbersUSA, an immigration reduction non-profit just outside of DC, answering emails from their members and yes this is exactly what it was like.

Am I the only one who looks at this and sees a slightly more stylized Hyundai Veloster?

Thankfully that conversation wasn’t necessary. I had just left the army and she was still in and living on base whereas I had moved back home (this was key in her decision to not stay in the relationship months later). Thus why I was furiously abusing my nether region to the point of actual injury and then abused it…