Take it from someone who pretty much mutilated himself as a teenager while overindulging in self-gratification: Pain is NOT an impediment.

Fellow N. VA dweller here - my family grew up Redskins fans (god help us all) and my brother just married a Dallas fan (who has never been to TX). I plan on buying their forthcoming first-born Capitals gear.

Responding to fat jokes?

Charlotte, 38: “Sorry, I cannot speak to you without my husband’s consent.”

Ah, the lone brain cell state...never change.

The Redskins have the best QB in the league???

Cessna hears driving is safer than flying, can’t decide on which Chevy sedan it wants to take out. Takes both out.

The first debate will be fun (and available only through pay per view). Hogan v. Camacho!

Would of / to of...[would] [to] have....would’ve or to have. Call me whatever names you want.

Hello All - not overweight guy here - 6’3” 190lbs and I dress for summer weather and my office is an ice box. My co-worker/friend who is 6’2” 175lbs and also dresses for summer weather just sent me an IM saying “Come to my cubicle it is freezing over here.” (I promptly linked him to this story). Ladies, we feel your…

I think I saw 2-packs of those for sale on Prime Day.

Nobody in DC would care except tourists and even then the tourists would just stop to take pictures with it. Half the people living here are or were DoD.

Or, if it’s really bad, doesn’t even say anything and just stealthily strides over to you in half a heartbeat like some goddamn wraith.

We could have won it with three we didn’t need to drop the last two bombs on them...

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