My wife is Turkish. I totally believe all of the things that get said about their prison system in her home country after spending 8 years and counting with her.

My wife has it in her wallet

Depending on your temperament, you might feel the same way about Harry Potter, The Hobbit, or Twilight.

"Tell me where your regular teacher left off."

tell it to the writers at FOX

You're gorram right you 青蛙操的流氓 ・ Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng

INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!

Any individual scene involving the clown trumps the entire Coven season. Put all of the clown scenes together thus far and we're talking better than Coven and half of Asylum. If the clown was featured in season 1 even for just the halloween episode I'd have probably crapped my latex gimp suit.

Don't ya'll go tryin' to kill my baby with fire. Nuh-uh. I put it out!

They should finish the episode in the Falklands driving union jack painted Jaguars on a track paved with Argentinian flags.

can we also get sad about zip lining Kanye in there?

The B-17.

She floats!?!?

yvan eht nioj I know, I know...I'll show myself out.

Play it where it lies, Rory!

Brave statement considering how red in the face DC 'name defenders' tend to get.

I'm from northern Virginia and have neither a northern accent nor a southern drawl. I do have a decent vocabulary and my mom tells me that I'm smart. That said this [offensive] screengrab from Idiocracy aptly portrays the reaction most people gave when they met me during my service in the army while stationed at Ft.…

Same with my work filter. The ONE TIME I have ever legitimately uttered the phrase "I was just looking for the article!"

Even Curtis Jackson leaves at least $0.50