CP - I think Daniel Tosh would be a more appropriate substitute for this farce of a race.

#NotAllStraightWhiteBoys

"and hit with a restraining order that prevents them from investigating the paranormal. "

The delayed fist pump by the guy on the right holding up the cyborg is hilarious.

Ovi may not play on the Russian soccer team, but he'll still somehow find a way to injure himself during this tournament. Goddammit Gr8! Stay healthy!

I'm going from DC to Turkey in mid-August and would love to take Torchbug along to document the trip! I think a photo in front of the Hagia Sophia would be cool. Maybe one in the ruins of Ephesus or outside the house of the Virgin Mary perhaps?

Please note this is not a nitpick! Just want to throw this out there for everyone and if you like it, keep it - if not, send it back.

RAMMING SPEED!!!!!

Diagonal streets, circles, lights everywhere and the smallest possible area in which to densely pack the largest collection of egotistical assholes on the globe = the DC driving experience. All those assholes have to go somewhere eventually and that's also why driving in Northern VA is just fucking awful too.

When you go to a Caps v. Bruins game in Baltimore and you see a Cowboys jersey that's when you know they're trollin' balls deep.

You are showing 16 and the dealer is showing 10. Do you hit or do you also like to live dangerously and stay?

.............................................................*blink*........................................................I'm so glad I'm married.

I believe the term they would preferred you to use is 'Redskin'.

Stop making me like you! Sid defenders are not supposed to be likable! ...wait, do you work for NBC Sports? and as for the Fox News jab...what do you know about Benghazi and when did you know it!?!?

Go ahead. Never liked him or his son and hardly follow the 'Skins during football season.

It was a joke. Sorry you couldn't see that. Perhaps you are just blinded by rage/disappointment at this point?

*whistle* 2 minutes for Internet butt-hurt

I've had cats before and I like cats...generally. I have two dogs now and when those two die in 10 or so years I do want to get a cat...but a big cat that will freak out people used to normal cats. I'm ok with dropping a few thousand on a Savannah

The cat would have been suspended indefinitely if the dog was wearing a Crosby sweater.

short shorts season?