the rights of citizens to determine appropriate medical safety standards and procedures through their elected representatives

Man, this bill was not 1337. In fact, one could say it got pwnt. fUx0r3d, even.

That’s the one. That’s why literally every tenured professor, as well as every student, at Harvard is a bilingual undocumented queer woman of color, and White men are only allowed on the premises as security guards and footstools.

There’s also SMART Recovery. Someone here in a Saturday Night Social told me about it. AA didn’t work for me, but SMART was like a revelation.

Look up SMART Recovery. It is 100% agnostic and employs CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) principles. It’s awesome.

There IS a Hot Dog Princess on Adventure Time.

“Princess Day” at dance class? My childhood ballet teacher would be horrified at the prospect of the children wearing anything but a leotard and pink tights. And the idea of her students having fun.

Congrats on 14! I’ve got 8 years and I still get really twisted drinking dreams. It takes me like 10 minutes after waking up to convince myself it didn’t really happen...

the scary thing is that this isn’t a new trend, it’s been happening for over a decade. and the real issue is that the most powerful people in these communities don’t really care because they send their kids to private schools anyway. the people who’s families depend on public schools in places like palo alto are…

Someone must have made him an emotion chip like Mr. Data got in First Contact. However they made him remove it when he started retroactively laughing at every single joke everyone had told that that his humor subroutine had failed to get at the time.

It’s simple. She’s voting for the candidate who cares about the issues and has a plan! And not the candidate who supports building a time machine, and going back in time to the year 33 AD so they can be part of the mob that killed Jesus. Her candidate would never do that.

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

I understand people are severely attached to their phones, but it seems like a horrible idea to confront a supposed phone thief face to face at their home. What do you think is going to happen? They’re going to kindly apologize and hand it back in original condition?

Uber markets itself as simpler and cheaper than cabs because you don't need to tip. If they've changed their pricing scheme to the point where tipping is now necessary to make any money, they need to make that clear!

It's widespread by definition.

Do you hear music faintly?

It’s really comforting for me, somehow, to see another woman talking about learning to deal with hate and anger. It’s something that women aren’t supposed to feel: we’re all supposed to be so goddam nice, all the time, to everyone, no matter what; and nurturing and comforting and bleaaaargh. I’ve always been an angry…

I’m 48 and I just found out that wasn’t true because you said so now.

When I was four my sister told me that Aunt Jemima was my biological aunt. I didn’t question it for another three years.