But...

This kid looks like if a mad scientist tried to make Will Forte a total babe.

forcing her to issue licenses is akin to forcing a person volunteer soldier who actively sought combat duty who objects to war into the battlefield

I feel like his middle name should start with an “H”?

HGTV by way of Faulkner is the single best descriptor I've ever read.

I know this is not the point of the article, but MAN they really tried to shoehorn that acronym in. That is one clunky acronym. If you have to try that hard to make an acronym work, guys, it's okay if you just call your program Prosper by itself.

For serious. I’m dry-fitting hex tile right now. Funnnn....

POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!

I’m currently burning through the series via audiobooks. It’s making this renovation so much fun!

Holy shit is this an easy one

I read that line as “strong female leads are good, but we’re still not tehre in terms of gender equality in Hollywood.”

Some dudes decided that modern science fiction had too much stuff about social issues and not enough of the spaceships shooting things stuff from their youths.

“Friend” takes this to a whole new level.

John Fogerty would be so fucking offended you think CC&R sang Sweet Home Alabama.

“Oh, damnit, Johnny, you know I love my big beef and cheddar”

“They should have an IQ test before people are allowed to vote! Say, I wonder if there were ever any polling tests in the past.”
*reads history*
“...I’m so sorry. Forget I said that. Oh hell.”

How is fammly formed?

YES IT’S TOTALLY FINE OK!!

Wait...that’s not ok?

All hail Aspartame!