AdamAntoinette

5/8/15

That’s an “and that’s why you always leave a note!” style lesson!

5/8/15

My mom is the mom that gets hella joy out of making me feel like a bad daughter.

4/30/15

“Hopped up on lentils and feminism, a gang of readers attacked a group of innocent men while they blew dandelion puffs in the park.”

4/30/15

“HE was the one who decided what to draw, and he was not accustomed to clients telling HIM what to do.”

“Hey, I know you came in and wanted a cherry blossom tattoo to remember your dead mother, but as an Artiste, I decided to tattoo you with this color portrait of Alan Alda eating a pork chop. YOU ARE WELCOME TO…

4/20/15

all babies look the saaaaaaaaaame

4/19/15

Careful Rand. If you get too good at this campaigning thing, there will be no need for a Rand Paul president! Rand Pauls have it pretty good these days.

4/17/15

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

4/17/15

Okay, here is my thing with burns....or snappy come backs, which they were once called. I cry. I cry when frustrated. I hate it. I’m quite sassy unless pissed off, then I cry. Ugh. Nobody knows how much I just burned in my head them, cause I am crying.

4/17/15

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

4/17/15

4/16/15

As long as this stops her obsession with quiet drape runners, I’m all for it.

4/15/15

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

4/14/15

I’m hoping for him to say he’s going to be a Steve Tyler impimpersonator.

4/13/15

Whoa. Did some Moving Comfort employees decide to get their marketing on?

4/11/15

In my fantasy world, the top of the list of problems is “She’s Too Damn Conservative.” Also, in my fantasy world, Biggie is still alive and making relevant music and everyone has a tiny domesticated teacup bear as a pet.

4/9/15