I don't know this situation, but I work with DV survivors and quite often women who are being terrorized in abusive relationships end up losing their kids - sometimes permanently - because they're not able to protect them from abuse. This woman might be a monster, but this could also easily be another case where the…

I'm not sure how it happened, but I have never dated this type of guy. Every one have them has been a generous tipper and pleasant dining companion.

"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"

"Ah!" he said, like I had revealed something to him. Then he decided he didn't want a soda, and I had a nervous breakdown.

The customer is always right! If they tell you to grill it until it's tender, you grill that shit until its fucking tender, asshole!

Oh god, I swear I had Coffee Latte's husband the other day. Never in my life have I felt the stupidity ratio in a room rise so rapidly as when this guy opened his mouth.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

I think you're mom is right. Chunky highlights would look really good on you.

All the kids' talking head interviews will be about their holier-than-thou stepdad who thinks he walks on water.

Someone needs to take a stand against Big Mosquito! They've been sucking us regular folk dry for YEARS!

The hell with shoes — how much to buy those Iowa children a copy of Lou Reed's Transformer and a bus ticket to Rockford?

<-Literally all anyone will remember from her response.

It really does not matter who gives the Republican response, what their words are, or how they say them. You could have a human-sized bag of flour just stand there for five minutes and Republicans would still praise it as giving a better speech than Obama. Partisanship and ideology make everything, including talking,…

This one's my favourite. <3

#TeamNoOne is growing by leaps and bounds these days.

UGH OMG THESE PEOPLE. *head in hands* If the restaurant doesn't have it YOU can't have it. You don't get to go to the theater and hand people your own script.

No, don't you get it

I dunno, banging someone who comes from having their name spelled loudly at them and then celebrates with pushups would make me cringe until I collapsed in on myself like a dying sun.

are you a FALCONER????