Hannibal Season 3 in a nutshell:

Matt Bomer has more chemistry with that cell phone than Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan do.

So I haven't read the books, bbbuuuutttt...

anyone else click thinking it was going to be a gallery of all Laura Dern's Globes looks ever?

Doppelbangers.

I wonder how Raffey was able to tell her twins apart. Triplets sound like a nightmare.

Taylor is right about one thing: Backseat Freestyle is the fucking jam.

Humanist Boyfriend doesn't care if people are black, white, or purple. In fact, he's particularly concerned with the rights of those poor, persecuted purple people.

Pain Capable Unborn Child Jesus Second Amendment Freedom RoboReagan Protection Act

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

All of that stabbing was actually a haircut. The men of the Night's Watch weren't really disenchanted with Jon's leadership, just his hair. It was all just a forced make-over. He also gets a spunky new outfit and highlights.

#NotAllCunts

I'm Jewish. I hereby volunteer to make the supreme sacrifice of accompanying the Obama family to Hawaii in order to allow those fine Christians on his staff to resume Eucharistic adoration or speaking in tongues or whatever it is they want to do to remember Jesus on this holy day. You're welcome, friends. Really,…

Hey there, Jonathan Mizukami...

This is ... inappropriate ... but I feel it might be of interest to some people to know that the chefs at Vintage Cave are just the most attractive pair of chefs. Like, erotic friend fiction levels of attractive. Look at them, so smug, so culinary, so attractive:

My picks:

Shark Week Aquarium

Sangria Piñata

Grande Starbucks cup