THE LEGEND OF BURT

Ahhhh I love it when that question comes up!!!!! It makes me feel like An Old. =D

That's the nice thing about the Internet: no matter what someone does, someone out there can do it better.

I'd pick Astronaut Mike Dexter.

This is John Cho. All other crush suggestions are invalid.

Good - I'm thirsty for MRA tears

Jif is peanut butter, GTFO.

The Smiths' I Know It's Over

Don't forget about Jeff Buckley's version. Gives me chills every time.

The Boxer and pretty much everything else by Simon and Garfunkel. But especially The Boxer.

Moreover, Conflict Kitchen's (largely conservative) pro-Israel critics are still propagating the frankly insane notion that the restaurant has some responsibility to include the perspective of both sides of the conflict.

I love Goopy, though and I'm meh on Blake Lively. She's super gorgeous but also super instagram filter.

Hey, Rick Scott:

If you merged Rick Scott and Scott Walker the resulting man would be named Scott Scott and would probably destroy the earth.

But that's the problem! She wouldn't give her kid the anecdote!

Pee-drinkers hate her!

Holy. Shit. "Look at Me" was so scary I realized at the end I was sitting with my hands covering my mouth, feeling like I was about to hurl. And I'm sitting in a lit office, with my coworkers benignly chatting nearby,

WHY did I read?

the goat man story has kept me up all week :( i keep looking at my floor like some crazy lit up jesus thing is going to be there. i don't know what i read these stories but i.can't.stop.